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bigeasy Dream journal: Train goes into tunnel. Backs out of tunnel. Goes into tunnel. All night I dreamt this. No idea what it means.

Alan Gutierrez 10:52 AM Nov 30th 2009 via web

cjuon Classic kid question this morning: Why is it called a television *set* if there is only one?

spectrumdweller The Heineken Uncertainty Principle says "You can never be sure how many beers you had last night."

sween If he's never picked you up at the airport, I think you have an *acquaintance* in Jesus.

bigeasy Whenever my girlfriend says "I love you", my heart melts. Now if I could just get her to stop it with the air quotes.

Alan Gutierrez 12:36 PM Dec 4th 2009 via web

zappos Cab driver keeps waving around both hands whenever he talks to me. I will resist the urge to ask him to describe an accordian.

Zappos.com CEO -Tony 12:41 PM Jun 26th 2009 via txt

Pilotguy WTF is Friendship Day?

ourfounder Thinking about how unwritten policies codify ugly tribal affiliations in business - and no one is responsible for something unwritten.

iretana "If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans"...heard that in a movie last night.

badbanana My Lowlife Coach also pointed out that I tend to avoid situations where cops might shoot me. I need to work on that.

myTransponder Denny's is not a place you go to. It's a place you end up at.

jesseluna Coffee brew strength - set to stun.

bigeasy Socialization tip: If someone says they want closure, they are *not* going away any time soon.

Alan Gutierrez 1:00 PM Sep 23rd 2008 via web

gwachob Mid-day commercials: birth control for women. Late-night TV: treatments for erectile dysfunction. There's symmetry there!

jweise Dog unwrapped 2 gifts today. Neither were for him.

MarcieVargas If you outright terrorized me when I was in high school, don't act all shocked when I refuse to add you on facebook, you dick

motownmutt By the way, in spite of my bad mood, I'm still willing to start a failing company if you're still willing to bail me out.

bigeasy Thrice this week, I've been asked "what is your title?" Not really sure, but start with "highly-functional" and you're on your way.

Alan Gutierrez 1:03 AM Jul 12th 2008 via web

twbrandt "Can you do it for less?" "This isn't a fucking hobby, lady."

rahsheen If you don't have a costume, just tell people you're a "person of interest"

Joem32 I love it when someone follows you just long enough to thank you for following and leave a DM with link to their blog. Um, no thanks.