21 Peeps

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MrBigFists My youngest asked if he was my favorite. It's like he forgot we even had a dog.

Jonathan 8:50 AM Dec 3rd 2009 via web

desirousgoddess Golf club to the Escalade is the rich man's rolling pin to the head.

Joanell 10:08 PM Dec 4th 2009 via Twittelator

cravenheart I have absolutely no rhythm. None. That I manage to walk upright at all amaz*thump*

Peter 1:25 PM Dec 4th 2009 via web

indecisiviously Casting the first stone. Somebody distract Jesus.

Ind� Fj�lnir 1:26 PM Dec 2nd 2009 via web

mickhire I propose a moratorium on Tweet/Star, Pimp/Begging. All that are not compliant, will be tickled in the tushy with bacon.

MICKHIRE 9:01 PM Dec 3rd 2009 via TweetDeck

apricotica I'm not entirely sure what happened, but there are a fucking lot of wise and well-reasoned responses being thrown about, & that's annoying.

Adrien 11:33 PM Dec 3rd 2009 via web

dysolution Let he who has never injection molded fake landscaping boulders cast the first stone.

Jordan Peterson 3:36 PM Dec 3rd 2009 via web

Spinchange The biggest problem I have with proponents of intelligent design is that not everyone can afford a Mac.

Spinchange 4:21 PM Dec 4th 2009 via web

rongillmore Internet: Tell the truth. Know what you're talking about. Divulge your biases. Create trust. And unicorns!

Ron Gillmore 9:53 PM Dec 3rd 2009 via web

ChatEnPoche By and large, emotional availability is like, what links humans to cats.

Q 7:50 PM Dec 4th 2009 via web

joesmithreally My inner child absconded with the carnival years ago. Hearsay says he shot himself, overdosed, or got thrown off a roof. No matter.

joesmith. Really. 11:50 AM Dec 4th 2009 via web

ImAwake2 Occasionally, someone will tweet something poetic or even profound & it blows me away. This isn't one of those. I said blows.

Karen 3:54 PM Dec 4th 2009 via web

northpacific Be one with the samurai of the sun: slice through the clouds of misery.

Mark Danielson 5:59 PM Dec 3rd 2009 via web

idvssuperego Drinking milk would be sexier if Bette Davis had invented the process instead of Louis Pasteur.

rutherford b 6:51 PM Dec 4th 2009 via web

madhaiku To be connected / to another human being / is what we all want #haiku

Mad Haiku 1:10 PM Dec 3rd 2009 via web

anhinga Don't mess with Viking women.

Beda Kantarjian 3:03 PM Dec 4th 2009 via web

mikey_m00n I knew a girl whose punctuation was so bad she was hospitalized with a hyphenated colon.

m00n man 8:55 PM Dec 3rd 2009 via TweetDeck

karinaink I make some truly beautiful babies.

Karen 4:51 PM Dec 4th 2009 via txt

bigeasy Obviously, we've become The Sneetches. Well, Sylvester McMonkey McBean, I for one, refuse to enter your Star-Off machine.

Alan Gutierrez 2:24 AM Dec 4th 2009 via web

Ryan_Please I'm talking shit! Who's gonna stop me?

Ryan, Please! 5:42 PM Dec 2nd 2009 via Tweetie

pineapplereport If real life were like a musical, it would be like Mamma Mia! because most people shouldn't sing and dance in public.

pineapple 10:46 PM Dec 4th 2009 via TweetDeck